Teacher: Ok boys, we have these four innovative projects for this semester. Let us go one by one and see who is interested in what.
Apple: Ok, Mam. (Oh, goody goody. Time to be creative)
Microsoft: Ok. (Why do we need to do this innovative stuff every now and then?)
Google: Ok. (Really, are there more projects that I cannot think of)
Make a Computer/Laptop
Microsoft: I will do it
Apple: I will do it
Google: Me too
Develop an OS for Phones
Microsoft: I will do it (I just need to remove some 10 millions lines of code from my last semester’s computer OS project and copy/paste few things here and there.)
Apple: Me too. (What crap they are building these days. I think I can do cool re-design of last semester’s computer OS project)
Google: Me too.
Make a Phone
Apple: I will take this one up. Got some good ideas and I am already working on it
Google: Me too. (Damn, I need to buy from someone now)
Microsoft: Me too. (This is a good time, let me ask that (Nokia) guy whom I gave lot of money last time)
Teacher: Next project: Make a Tablet
Apple: I will do it. I have been working on this. Here is how it may look like.
Microsoft: Me too. (I need to do something about this)
Google: Me too. (I hope at least this works out fine)
Teacher: Ok, great.I am excited to see the enthusiasm in this semester’s projects. Where is Facebook ?
Facebook (comes running): Yes, Mam. Sorry, I was fixing the website I created in the last semester’s project. Last night, it went viral and all Schools in the country are accessing it right now.
Teacher: That’s great. Good job, Facebook. So, what are you gonna work on this semester ?
Facebook: Sorry, I missed the class, but I will take up all the projects the other guys are doing.